you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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