Umm I'm too high to move.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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