Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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