I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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