I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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