ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Boobs speak an international language.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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