ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
