Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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