butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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