I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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