Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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