I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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