He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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