Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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