I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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