Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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