porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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