I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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