I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All the doctor said was why
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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