Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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