that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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