so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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