with your own penis?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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