There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
