It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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