I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish i was in the wii world.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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