I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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