Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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