i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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