on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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