Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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