you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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