No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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