No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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