It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
How external is "for external use only"?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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