Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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