Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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