whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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