i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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