omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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