We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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