its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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