at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
there was a trapeze. enough said
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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