Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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