ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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