can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
