It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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