Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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