Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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