I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
