I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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