i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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