im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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