No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
