we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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