quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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